Saturday, April 29, 2006

Quizzing in Asansol

Do they still quiz in Asansol? Is the Graduates’ Association quiz still held every year on that quaint tree-lined street in Burnpur? What about the one at the Asansol Book Fair every year, jostling for space with poetry-reading sessions of Joy Goswami and Sunil Gangopadhyay? Does Kamalendu Mishra still conduct quizzes there? And who conducts the Inter-school Rotary club quiz at Asansol Club nowadays?
Are there, even now, questions asked whose answer could be Komitet Gosudarstvennoi Bezopastnostyi? Do you still see rather gauche, under-confident young boys from Bengali medium schools there, who pronounce the word ‘quiz’ with a ‘j’ at the end, but who also have a record of winning quite a few major events in the city? Do you still see mothers sitting in the first row of the audience, discussing the relative merits of their children’s mathematics tutors and sometimes gesticulating frenetically at the daughter, on stage, who has forgotten the name of the first person to give a speech in Hindi at the UN general assembly? And sometimes enthusiastic teachers from St. Vincent’s and St. Patrick’s too, surrounded by a bagful of tiny 12-year olds, vehemently cheering two of their boys who have qualified for the finals and are on stage.

How do they quiz in Salem? And Chikmagalur, and Meerut, and Bokaro, and Vaapi, and Bhilai? Can you find dapper quizmasters with a pronouncedly Hindi-accented yet clear English and unbridled enthusiasm, who do not mind having a word or two with the parents of the kid whose team has come fourth, there? Do you have champion quizzers in your city, dear readers from Chikmagalur and Bokaro, who are inconspicuous, polite, mild gentlemen who answer to the name of Kanhaiyalaal Sharma, or brash, snooty, shockingly knowledgeable 15-year old enfant-terribles like Subhadeep Barman? Do you find teams of 15 year olds as winners of the most prestigious quizzing trophy in the city?
Will you find a few 60 year olds, trying their luck in the quizzes, teaming up with their grandchildren? Will you find wide-eyed 13-year olds in half-pants, who scream at their teammates when they miss a question, leading their mothers to stop talking to each other in the middle of a particularly important and interesting gossip? Will you find Tiffin-box adorned mothers asking their sons whether they have been able to answer the one on the full name of Jyoti Basu, in the qualifiers? Do they have prize money yet, in quizzes, in your hometown?

Is there an Asansol in every small town in India?

Tagged

I don’t like these tagging games. But here, I was tagged by good friend Harry.

So I will relent. So here I am . Let’s keep this light hearted, ok?

Five people on my shit list:

1. Ones who use words like tht, dat and d in emails, blog posts and even sms-es. Yes, I haven’t kept up with the times, so don’t remind me of that.
2. Karan Johar, Subhash Ghai and the Barjatiyas
3. Racists, sexists, casteists, xenophobics… you have been reading my blog, you’ll know.
4. Most of the sporting teams which wear red. Ferrari and Manchester United top this list
5. Snobs. Culture snobs, society snobs, and I hate my occational knowledge snob avatar. Remind me to keep it in check whenever you notice that avatar of mine.

Close brushes with death/danger:

How close, I do not know. But once almost fell off a railway bridge on a trek at Sakleshpur. It would have been a 100+ feet fall. Had two accidents on my motorbike, both minor. Had been hit by a car at the MDI gate, and had passed out for 5 minutes; and as a 2-year old, tried to ride my tricycle down the stairs of out three-storey house in Asansol.

Five preferable modes of suicide:

1-5. The thought never occurred to me, and cannot get myself to think that way either.. Love myself too fuckin’ much.

Five guilty pleasures:

1. Classic Milds (at a greatly reduced intensity nowadays)
2. Ice-cream and Sundaes. And you know what’s the reason for the nearly-six-pack stomach gradually being replaced by the tiny, soft paunch.
3. Wikipedia and Cricinfo. Should stop spending so much time there.
4. Govinda movies. C’mon, start judging me now.
5. Oversleeping.

Five things you never want to forget:

1. That I have been extremely lucky. I was not supposed to be here.
2. That there are many people over here in this world who like me and are friends of mine. That’s cause for great joy and is a huge responsibility
3. That my parents have gone out of their way to see that I have a shot at success the traditional way (and didn’t I say I will keep it light? Sorry, folks)
4. That I don’t really belong. And that does not make me superior or inferior, that just makes me different.
5. That I am healthy, fit and active, and that it’s a gift.

Five things you wish to forget:

1-5: Just like you, Harry, I will take the rough with the smooth. Nope, nothing. No ‘Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind’ for me please

Five exotic dishes you've tried:

1. Askey-pithey, Murir-naaru and some extinct (at least to city-breds) bengali sweets from our old village.
2. Squid (a stomach upset followed).
3. Pheasants. My folks used to go hunting once. Never black bucks though…
4. Shukto and poshto. I am steadfastly Ghoti.
5. A weird Mizo mutton preparation. Which was spectacular.

Five loves of your life :

An undercurrent of wanderlust, carefuly camouflaged
Sports. Infact, anything competitive.
The two languages that I know well.
Conversation (or rather listening to two or three people conversing, and conversing well, on an interesting topic, and throwing in my point of view once in a while).
Family in Cal.

Strangest Dream:

You sure wouldn’t want to know. And I self-censor my posts.

Five most valued posessions:

I like my book-collection. But do I really value it? I don’t know. I guess my most valuable possessions would be health, a reasonably level head and that I am as intelligent and knowledgeable as I want to be (which is not much, really, but sufficient enough)

Five favorite superheroes (or fictional characters, ok?):

1. God 1. Diego Maradona.
2. God 2. Mark Knopfler.
3. God 3. Tom Robbins
(You think these are human beings like you and me? Get real!)
4. Sherlock Holmes
5. Feluda

I would not tag anybody. But I would surely like quite a few of you to try this. You know who you are. So go ahead. Yes, yes, I meant you too.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

On 'The Constant Gardener', IMDB and skewed polls

“OK, so those are the numbers. Now prove them.” Often heard. And difficult to implement most of the times.

Had commented on Dhoomk2’s blog today morning on variable pay for the men’s and women’s singles champions in Wimbledon, and had just briefly touched upon the topic of audience survey data, and why it can be fallacious. Will write an elaborate, researched and boring article on the topic sometime.

But as of now, there’s been another (boring too, may I add) topic that I have been thinking about. And the idea for that topic came about after I watched and fell in love with The Constant Gardener (which in case you don’t know, is a movie. It is directed by Fernando Meirelles and stars Ralph Fiennes and Rachel Weisz). And even though I am at a point of being termed an Afrophile, at least in the movie viewer’s sense (my favourite movie seen in the last year was Hotel Rwanda), I will let that pass and would not go on about the movie in this post apart from mentioning that I think it was wonderful, and a must-watch.

Instead, I will talk about IMDB, or more specifically the rankings for the top 250 movies at IMDB. I would prefer you, dear reader, to read this article on Wikipedia first, to get a perspective about IMDB (and especially the rankings) in general.

Done? I hope you have read the bit about the Top 250 carefully. I generally agree to those points. And to take the postulate farther, here’s my take on the rankings. Movies with controversial themes have few chances of coming at the top of the ranking pile. What’s more, if you will take a deep dive into the ranking methodology, you will realise that about 40% of the voters for any movie on IMDB, are from the US.

Thus, what are my observations?
1. That movies that say even slightly negative things about the US (with reason or otherwise) and are still very well made, have a very little chance for reaching the top 250. The votes are common-man votes, remember, and not those of critics.
2. That movies with controversial topics (and thus invoking extreme reactions from the viewers) have fewer chances of reaching the top. ‘Love me, hate me, but you cannot ignore me’, is a theme that is not in sync with IMDB.
3. Movies that hint towards light-heartedness tend to have a tough time. Pretty similar to the Oscars in that sense.

And what's my rationale? Here’s it:
1. Dr. Strangelove, which I think is one of the greatest movies ever made, comes in at number 20. The Shawshank Redemption, which is standard-fare uplifting, moralistic, righteout, good-over-evil, feel-good if there ever was any (and let me mention, a really good movie), comes in at no. 2.
2. Which is the movie no. 250? Walk the Line. Again, a good movie, with nice performances by Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon, but please don’t tell me that it’s a better movie than ‘The Constant Gardener’ which does not feature there. By the way, for Gardener, though, the votes seem to be rather equally distributed among the US and non-US voters.
3. Run Lola Run is better than Gandhi and Patton? You got to be kidding me.

So how should one take the IMDB top 250? Here’s my suggestion. Take it as a list of good movies that you should watch. Don’t expect no. 35 to be better than no. 235, do not have any pre-conceived notions, and just go enjoy. No good movie will be ranked badly, rest assured.

Comment freely. I do want to pick your minds on this topic. And can anyone lead me to similar topics in blogs / forums elsewhere?

P.S. Due to the Sifymax thingie as mentioned in my last post, the number of page views for my blog has absolutely shot up. From about 50 a day to the range of 300 a day. Now for Pete’s sake, even during the IIPM controversy, my page views never hit more than 200.And what’s more incredulous, I was, for a while, listed higher on the Indibloggers’ list than some of the best bloggers in India. Now that initially feels nice, but now I literally feel like cheating, my blog is ranked higher than Anand’s Locana, which in my opinion is absolutely the best blog in the Indian Blogosphere. And one of my longtime favourites.
But then, some good things did come of this (apart from the gloating bit), I discovered Dhoomk2’s blog on the Indibloggers’ list. And from there, this post eventually.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Who has hit bigtime?


Street Food
Originally uploaded by Sinfully Pinstripe.

I have hit bigtime! Yeah, whatever...

Remember that Street Food article? Scroll down and you will find it..

That article figures among the featured 'Bangalore Blogs' on SifyMax... (see pic)

So if you want to see poor ol' Lapsus Calami in all its bloggloriousness, go to SifyMax and then click on Bangalore Live, or directly hit the Bangalore Live page.

Now however big a cynic I might claim to be, this doesn't feel too bad... hell, honestly, it feels good indeed!

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Looking for adventure, and whatever comes our way….

You know what the problem is with being a cynic? There will always be too little to believe in. There will always be too little one will believe in. There is too little I believe in.

The shit hits the ceiling when one starts questioning the basic rubric of fun. ‘Are we having fun yet’ is a rather unsocial and extremely cool (you know, the nihilistic cool) thing to say… but when you start living it, and start questioning the basic tenets of fun as you define it (or at any rate have defined it for so long), it becomes an issue. As it is at the risk of becoming.

Hedonism is fun when you believe in hedonism. A good conversation is fun when you are conversing without trying to impose your will on the other person. Blogging is fun as long as you care. Getting drunk is fun when you are not smirking, in your mind, at the fool that the rest of the junta in the pub are making of themselves. Polite flirtation is fun when you are enjoying it, and not doing it ‘because you can’. Trekking and travelling are fun until you find something retrograde about them. Books are fun until you read them as a critic. Ditto watching a movie or a play. Watching a cricket match is fun until you think the result is fixed.

Thankfully, I am not a complete cynic yet.

And I don’t really know where this post ended up. I planned it to be something quite different.

Hell, I can only tell you this much, I was certainly not born to be wild.

Happiness is a new bookshelf...

... Ah, joy to the world. It's here at last.

(Sing it)
Joy to the world,
to all the boys and girls
joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea,
Joy to you and me.

Question: What is the toughest buy for a book lover?
Answer: A book shelf. Hell, couldn't I have bought 20 books instead?

But doesn't matter any which way. Happy, happy. Joy to the world...

Ah, pardon the ramble. Will upload photo tomorrow.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Street food in Bangalore, and a dedication

And no, I do not get paid for writing this.

A friend from ol' Engineering college has come down to the city, and yesterday she literally arm-twisted me to take her to Kabab Magic for some Shawarma rolls and grape juice. FYI, Kabab Magic, the chain of roadside Arabic restaurants are quite a regular feature around Bangalore. Now I was not really inclined to travel to this specific restaurant in distant 3rd block Jayanagar, especially since there's a perfectly decent branch of Kabab Magic in JP Nagar, much closer to home. But no, this friend was insistent, her old hostel was nearby and she wanted some memorabilia. And after a particularly hectic day at office, there was only so much arm-twisting that I could take. I relented.

But whatever, I'm digressing. Let me tell you a bit about the shawarma rolls. In Bangalore you would not find too many instances of lamb or cow, and what you mostly get is chicken shawarma. Incidentally, since the bird-flu scare has almost come to pass, I have reverted to meting out the normal treatment to my favourite bird. A large slab of the best parts of the bird is hung on a vertical pole and slowly roasts as the pole is rotated. Now the chef (butcher, fencer, cuisine-artiste, whatever you call him... ), with violent slashes of his rapier, chops off minute bits of this slow-burning slab, collects the shreds and shrapnels and adds some onion to the bits. Now, he takes a smartly folded roomali roti, puts healthy dollops of butter on it, and puts the onioned shrapnels on the roti. The roti is rolled up, and there you go, your rich, unhealthy, delicious shawarma roll is ready.

Take grape juice alongwith. This is a KM special, or so they tell me. Purple-pink, with pieces of grape floating about, it is a genuine delicacy.

Worth every penny. Take my word for it.

And this happens to be my dedication to Metroblogging: Bangalore. Do visit.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Tagore

...and what would the Kabiguru have said had he been in my situation, visiting an old, mumoorshu, comatose blog like this?

I know. He would have said

Ami Path-bhola ek pothik eshechhi ;
Shondhya-belar Chameli go, shokal belar Mallika ;
Aamay cheno ki ?

On that note, what would the Kabiguru's blog have looked like? Would he have discussed personal things? Victoria Okampo comes to mind, his differences with Gandhiji come to mind, the personal tragedies and deaths within the family come to mind.... or would he have kept it as just an anthology of his writings? An excerpt here and there, a published piece here and there....

Would he have written in English, had he been here today?

Would he have been even bigger today... rather, how much bigger would he have been today, what with the world just a click of the mouse away? Where he reached as a writer in a regional language (Note: not even the chief language of the country), in a country under foreign rule .... Come to think of it, it would be quite unbelievable to a layman.

But then as for that layman, he has not had the good fortune of reading Rabindranath extensively. And he would not know what sublime magic the man could create with the written word. Just like Shakespeare, the whole gamut of emotions that one could experience, all the feelings that one could have, had been put to paper with a sense of absolute perfection and amazing beauty by the maestro. I remember, by dint of reading a bit of his work as a kid, I could provide a compatible quote or two to every essay that I had to write for the Bangla exams in school....

I am privileged, fortunate and extremely glad that I was born in the same region of the country that he did, that we share the same mother tongue, and that I don't require a translation to read his works.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Namelessramble&evilthoughts

As an erstwhile-good-friend's erstwhile signature might have looked, slightly changed...

..... Bad, bad thoughts of restarting this blog are resurfacing......

In the last month and a half, there have been temptations galore.

1. A visit to the old city (and how the city of dreams has changed, in my head, to the retrograde city)
2. A short story by Ma (actually this should be like my Ma's philosophy on writing)
3. A trawl through my list of contacts on the phone book (ugly. I'm a bag of shit)
4. Big Fish, Easy Rider, The greatest game ever played.
5. Sex and the City.
6. Weekend-man's weekends,
7. Quizzes attended (many, the passion's back. The performances, um, not quite),
8. Day-before-yesterday when Riquelme became Riquelminho,
9. A good friend's marriage (that's today, so congrats, Ms. Mohapatra).


But I have steadfastly held on to my siesta.

Don't think that will last the weekend though. Expect some shit here soon.