Are there, even now, questions asked whose answer could be Komitet Gosudarstvennoi Bezopastnostyi? Do you still see rather gauche, under-confident young boys from Bengali medium schools there, who pronounce the word ‘quiz’ with a ‘j’ at the end, but who also have a record of winning quite a few major events in the city? Do you still see mothers sitting in the first row of the audience, discussing the relative merits of their children’s mathematics tutors and sometimes gesticulating frenetically at the daughter, on stage, who has forgotten the name of the first person to give a speech in Hindi at the UN general assembly? And sometimes enthusiastic teachers from St. Vincent’s and St. Patrick’s too, surrounded by a bagful of tiny 12-year olds, vehemently cheering two of their boys who have qualified for the finals and are on stage.
How do they quiz in Salem? And Chikmagalur, and Meerut, and Bokaro, and Vaapi, and Bhilai? Can you find dapper quizmasters with a pronouncedly Hindi-accented yet clear English and unbridled enthusiasm, who do not mind having a word or two with the parents of the kid whose team has come fourth, there? Do you have champion quizzers in your city, dear readers from Chikmagalur and Bokaro, who are inconspicuous, polite, mild gentlemen who answer to the name of Kanhaiyalaal Sharma, or brash, snooty, shockingly knowledgeable 15-year old enfant-terribles like Subhadeep Barman? Do you find teams of 15 year olds as winners of the most prestigious quizzing trophy in the city?
Will you find a few 60 year olds, trying their luck in the quizzes, teaming up with their grandchildren? Will you find wide-eyed 13-year olds in half-pants, who scream at their teammates when they miss a question, leading their mothers to stop talking to each other in the middle of a particularly important and interesting gossip? Will you find Tiffin-box adorned mothers asking their sons whether they have been able to answer the one on the full name of Jyoti Basu, in the qualifiers? Do they have prize money yet, in quizzes, in your hometown?
Is there an Asansol in every small town in India?



